When conservatives like the same thing as me

Hello perfect weekend. (Taken with instagram)
This is like one of the worst things imaginable. Hello, indoor weekend.
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6 Full medical?” Spidey asked.
“Better than that Obamacare you’re on now.”
“Then I’m in.”
“Excellent.” The gray bulk of Australia loomed ahead. “I’ll be home
in three hours. Celebratory drink at the Tower, say two PM? ”
Civil War novelization
(Source: marvel.com)
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Happy World Turtle Day!
Did you know the maximum recorded lifespan of a tortoise is 255 years old?
reblogged for Jose
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haha beautiful
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As usual, the barnetoget (children’s parade) for syttende mai!
Photo by Life in Norway.
It’s that time of year again. Happy birthday, Norway.
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Day 3
My mission to consume everything in my parent’s house continues apace. This evening I discovered some leftover french-fried onions in the pantry. I do not know how old they are, nor do I care. I remembered the existence of alcohol and liberated some wine from the box in the fridge in the hopes that it will make up for the fact that the Daily Show is on reruns for the next week or two.
Earlier this afternoon, in an attempt to alleviate the crushing mundanity of the day, I went on a walk/run and was rained on. I then fell asleep.
Tomorrow I may make brownies (as I do not have the ingredients for cookies) and await 7 o’clock and the season finale of Glee, the worst show I have ever watched. This is the only light in my dim life.
Until the morrow, my friends,
adieu
1HOLY FUCK
AVENGERS
I LOVE YOUUUUUU
I have things to say, but let’s be real… I’m probably never going to type up a more detailed post than this
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